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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Tribute to CWG


See the condition of the banner, my backside


Our tribute to the CWG 2010 (Common wealth games in Delhi)

I think so there will be only one sport  in CWG 2010... swimming....since Delhi is flooded.

If you rearrange the letters 'Sir U Made Lakhs', you get 'Suresh Kalmadi'.

Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.

Who says India use to be 'sone ki chidiya'! It's still 'sone ki chidiya' ask Kalmadi!

Whats common between CWG committee and students???
Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....

With Pak Eng series more or less dusted the bookies will start betting on which roof will fall next at the CWG

The problem began when they decided to call it CWG village. The definition of village does vary from person to person doesn't it?

The chairman of the indian commonwealth games tried to hang himself but the ceiling collapsed...

At the 100 mts race at CWG they might fix a board near start line - GO SLOW, MEN AT WORK!

Q: How many contractors are required to change a light b.ulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)

CBI is yet to name Kalmadi as an accused in any of the eight FIRs that have been filed in the Games corruption cases.
He is still safe, why India why?

New full form of CWG: Corruption Wale Games.

The next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games.